And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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