You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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