Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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