roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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