There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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