I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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