Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
