I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
