Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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