This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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