Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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