More tranny stories later!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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