i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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