so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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