i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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