OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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