But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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