"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
