we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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