your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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