people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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