Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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