that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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