Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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