This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My dick has a subreddit
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am mentally ready for anal.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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