Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
