# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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