We got so high we made milksteak
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Randomize
