do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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