she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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