I'm jealous of your bromance
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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