soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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