Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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