i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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