Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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