I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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