After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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