Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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