# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We had sex on a dog bed..
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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