apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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