I can tuck mytits in my pants
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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