worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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