respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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