She is in my trunk
its not stalking. its research.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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