I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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