FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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