He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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