JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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