The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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