Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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