Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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