the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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