physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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