spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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