Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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